My Batteries are Fully Charged

14Apr05

Robots have it easy. Seriously. When they want to make an announcement they don’t need to think, they just say “MY BATTERIES ARE FULLY CHARGED” or “ACTUATOR 8A4B FUNCTIONING PROPERLY” and proceed with whatever they need to do, like welding automobile door frames, emotionless. Me, I rewrite sentences over and over until they sound right so I can state facts but also associate my current emotions with those facts. Screw that, I embrace my inner robot.

I’m working on a super secret special project with Adaptive Path.

There. Pleasant and efficient robot inspired communication. Fully lacking in emotion and any tasty hints as to what the project is. You don’t know if it involves robots and laser beams or ponies and birthday parties, or all of those things wrapped into a gift basket with a wedge of British Cheddar. And for now, I’m fine with that, because like I said, super secret.

Despite the secrecy, I can say I’m super excited and can’t wait to say what the project really is. I will leave this one particular hint though: we think Ruby on Rails is pretty hot.

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  1. 1 EricaLucci on April 14, 2005 said:

    Robot speak rocks.

  2. 2 Tim Germer on April 14, 2005 said:

    I love super-secret projects! :)
    Tim

  3. 3 ned on April 14, 2005 said:

    I’m going to 7-11, would you like me to get you something?

  4. 4 AJ on April 14, 2005 said:

    I’m so jealous. Can’t wait until you can talk about it! Congrats.

    AJ

  5. 5 Michael Buffington on April 14, 2005 said:

    Ned - nachos.

  6. 6 ari on April 14, 2005 said:

    You need to come up with a code name!

  7. 7 dunkfu on April 14, 2005 said:

    On a totally unrelated note, what happened to the stink that was stinkfactor? It’s out of comission and says it’s in Renewal Grace period, are you going to keep it?

  8. 8 Mom on April 14, 2005 said:

    I AM THE ROBOT MOM. I FIX BREAKFAST. WHAT DO YOU WANT? PICK UP YOUR SOCKS.

    (Do you remember that? which one of you would say, “Stop Mom! I don’t want you to be the robot mom!”?)

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